| Hi! I'm Rachel. I
created this site all on my own. With a computer program.
Called FrontPage. It's been a lot of fun, and I think I really
like my pages. Yay. According to
"sources" my site is the most fun of all the sites our class has
created. It's also the biggest! I win. But it's kinda
sad. At the end of the school year, it will be deleted.
Cause I'm a senior. *cry*
My guess is, you came here to get lost.
There's a "faulty" button on one of my pages, that gets you
"accidentally" lost on the Internet. Then you can have an
ADVENTURE! Until you find your way back to the regular Internet.
Or cheat and run away to google or something.
What happened to the backwards typing? I
moved it. To here. |
^ That is a hyperlink.
It takes you to a new page. You can click it if you want. If you don’t
want, well, I guess I don’t really mind. But I won’t be telling YOU
anything interesting. Nope. I’m going to fill this little writing
space with nonsense, and you, having started reading, will find it
difficult to stop, because you might find something interesting
somewhere in here. But you won’t. I just told you. But here you are,
still reading. Silly you. Even after I told you there wouldn’t be
anything interesting, like how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie
roll center of a tootsie pop. Even if I did know. You’re still
reading? Wow. You must not have anything better to do. So you might
as well click the hyperlink. After you’ve wasted all this time, why
should you worry about wasting any more? Here, check out the hyperlink,
then go look at all my other pages. Except this one. You’ve already
seen it. If you see a link back to my home page, don’t click it.
You’ve already seen it, and wasted time. Besides, it wouldn’t change.
Would it? |