(It's French.)

Hi!  Like I said, I'm Rachel.  Yes, I put most of my buttons sideways.  No, I don't feel inclined to change them for your convenience.  So sorry.

I'm a senior in high school.  If you've found this page, you probably know which one.  I'm not telling here.  Ha ha.

The kitty on my front page?  He'll eat you if you aren't nice.  Yep, just reach out of the computer screen and gobble you up.  Especially if you think about stealing my graphics and such.  His name is Ben.  Well, it was.  Some crazy little kid named Mike adopted him and named him Ike.  *groan*  NOT my idea.

Anywho...  Well, this site only gets updated every week or so, even though I work on it in all my free time...  So, since I'm not done today...  It won't be done/closer to done until next time.  Poor you.  You will not know the plight of the doorknobs until then!  What doorknobs, you ask?  Well, I'm not telling you.  You have to figure it out all by yourself.

(hint hint:  The ducks know the way)

Hahahahahahaha!  Nonsense clue!  I win!  Yay!

If the "last updated" thing on the front page is more recent than last time you looked, it's been updated.

:)